December 2011
When someone says they don't like the Office...
dundermifflinwannabe:
Some bitch: Omg I fucking love Adele she's so great
Me: What songs of her do you know?
Some bitch: Rolling In The Deep and Someone Like You !
Me: You don't know any other ones?
Some bitch: No...I didn't know she had other songs...
Me: ...............
Some bitch: ...................
Me: ...............................................
Me: ........................................
Me: ................................
Police : Ma'am, why are you covered in blood and carrying a bloody shovel?
walks into a chair
me: sorry
chair:
when guys say they love nerdy girls
butchertheblog:
what they expect:
what they actually get:
1-9-7-3 asked: You're the girl who wanted to know why Voldemort doesn't have a nose, aren't you? Ok, I'll explain why. In the books (I don't know if you read it), Voldemort, through the years, is getting the appearence more and more similar to a snake, so, he doesn't have nose and neither do snakes. Hope you understood that. :)
aphotoinyourwallet:
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Oh where is my hairbrush???
Seriously, I need my hairbrush…
