considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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fake-mermaid:

acidic-rivers:

fake-mermaid:

it’s 2014 why don’t cute puppies fall from the sky yet

because they might hit the ground too hard and die

i did not think this through

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annabellioncourt:

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.
Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic
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simpl-ic-ity:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

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