*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
it’s 2014 why don’t cute puppies fall from the sky yet
because they might hit the ground too hard and die
i did not think this through
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?