Batgirl shoes.

Bitch from work: Oh you got the Batgirl shoes? (Me thinking "No I stole them..idiot") I was gunna get those but I decided not to.
Me: Well ya, also you're not Batgirl so that would have been weird.
Bitch: Well neither are you! You're Catwoman remember!? You've got that cat disease!
Me: No.
Bitch: Besides you don't even have red hair! I do!
Other guy: There's like four Batgirls. And one of them is blonde.
Me: See there you go. Besides you're a fake redhead so it doesn't even count. *In my head* Fuck you..you fucking fuckhead. Fuck.

Feb 29th // 4 notes // reblog

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